Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – January 18th 2025

  1. Days of the week to be decided at random. So you might get up on the second day and discover it’s saturday so you don’t have to work
  2. Lawn rental. You get a lawn and then someone takes it away when you can’t be arsed
  3. App that alerts you when some food you bought is close to expiring
  4. Rainbow moss
  5. Wine gums made in the shape of lego bricks
  6. Wine gums but they’re actual bits of gum that have been pickled in wine
  7. Hot ones to start doing serious political interviews
  8. British version of hot ones, but it’s different flavours of crisps, all the way up to worcesticeriece sauce
  9. When the monarch dies, their right hand is amputated, preserved and put on a staff in the house of commons. The speaker of the house then uses it to slap the PM any time they start acting like a dick
  10. Service that 3d scans your head and then makes a block of soap in that shape