Ideas – January 19th 2025

  1. When interviewing politicians, any time they answer a yes/no question with anything other than a yes or a no, they are to be slapped in the face with a squid
  2. Breed extra tough squid that can handle being taken out of the water and used to slap politicians
  3. Octopus onsie that has big plush tentacles
  4. Glue solar panels to tortoise shells, you need to follow them around to charge your phone
  5. Reverse continental drift, bring back pangea
  6. Paris fashion show, but put the clothes on lions and tigers
  7. They’re not even tame, just set them loose
  8. App that scans all the junk in your shed and suggests a project to build
  9. Every year, 10 celebrities get sent to antartica. Not to make a show or anything, just to get them out of our faces for a bit
  10. Birds now need pecking licenses. There are lots of exams and essays to do.