Ideas – January 19th 2025
- When interviewing politicians, any time they answer a yes/no question with anything other than a yes or a no, they are to be slapped in the face with a squid
- Breed extra tough squid that can handle being taken out of the water and used to slap politicians
- Octopus onsie that has big plush tentacles
- Glue solar panels to tortoise shells, you need to follow them around to charge your phone
- Reverse continental drift, bring back pangea
- Paris fashion show, but put the clothes on lions and tigers
- They’re not even tame, just set them loose
- App that scans all the junk in your shed and suggests a project to build
- Every year, 10 celebrities get sent to antartica. Not to make a show or anything, just to get them out of our faces for a bit
- Birds now need pecking licenses. There are lots of exams and essays to do.