Ideas – February 12th 2025

  1. Pocket snake
  2. Build houses with round bottoms so that when the world floods, they just start floating
  3. Make jam jars out of jam, so when the jar is empty, you just heat it up and add some water to get more jam
  4. Magnets on the soles of your shoes so you can store them on the fridge door
  5. Re-edit groundhog day so it’s in chronological order
  6. Office dogs are old hat, have an office crow
  7. Partial refund on shoes if you wear them for a while and then realise they don’t fit
  8. Use time travel to take modern bands to play in old venues like the cavern club or take the sex pistols to play the grand old opree
  9. Slippers that are actually washable
  10. A little roomba that can gather your hair as it falls out so you can later make a wig