Ideas – February 13th 2025

  1. A Opera singing cow
  2. Tractor limousine
  3. Draw a sketch of the thing you’re looking for and use that to search ebay
  4. Disco robot taxi. You still have to walk, but it walks with you, playing disco and dancing. Can also carry an umbrella or fight off aggressors
  5. A joke that’s also a palindrome
  6. A movie that’s a palindrome. Halfway through, all the action reverses and it still makes sense
  7. A way to blow your nose without rubbing your makeup off
  8. A series of Edward Scissorhands sequels in which he gets various utensils for hands. Forks, spatulas, drills, vices, blowtorches
  9. A film about a tailor who has been the victim of a shipping mixup and has to try to make clothes using prosthetic hands
  10. A subscription service in which you pay a small fee and regularly receive packages that have been returned or undelivered from amazon