Ideas – February 18th 2025

  1. You should be allowed to take things from the dump. If someone can re-use a thing, isn’t that better than recycling?
  2. Paint that makes your house smell, but smell of nice things, not just paint
  3. Remake Rambo, but with a crab. Crambo: First Blood
  4. Film about a guy who tends to sick animals in Ho Chi Min city and he visits the US where he tells people he’s a vietnam vet and gets drafted into the local militia to fight the commies
  5. Film about a group of junior chefs who visit the US and get attacked by an angry vet because they told people that they’re commis chefs
  6. Pine trees are full of resin, could you genetically modify them so they’re full of honey or nutella?
  7. Carphone warehouse to be renamed “Our Fonz warehouse” and promoted by Henry Winkler
  8. Macbeth on treadmills
  9. Accurately textured replica of a human tongue, but huge. So you lay it on an armchair and go to sleep
  10. Fix the spelling of the word tongue