Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – May 5th 2025

  1. Travel back in time with the intention of persueding hitler to change sides, but just spend the whole time calling him a dick
  2. The dangers of the spiders web roundabout in the playground
  3. Ever see two people having a conversation where they’re both talking at the same time
  4. Sounded like a Brummy doing an Eeyore impression
  5. How to get the self checkout at tesco to shut up – ask it what it thinks of israel
  6. If you have a YOLO tattoo, does that count as a DNR?
  7. A transcript is where you put the non-binary skeletons
  8. My car is an autistic projection
  9. A shoal shawl. A scarf made from fish
  10. New kink: Knee licking