Ideas – May 9th 2025

  1. An app that can listen to a child screaming and determine if it’s having fun, in distress or just seeking attention
  2. A chair with arms that hugs you
  3. Lime cannon
  4. 3d printable wigs to easily get one that matches your hair
  5. Terrorist noodles
  6. An app that can preview the news and tell you if watching it will make you upset
  7. An app that translates the news “The US president has done more stupid shit” or “Vibes are off” or “Shit’s just gone wild, keep your head down”
  8. Pinocchio, but with big claws
  9. A speech to text typewriter, like an old fashioned clickety clack one that types what you say
  10. Votes for horses