- A Mr Beast knock off called “Mr Breast” but it’s pronounced “Mr Breest” and he can’t understand why people keep getting it wrong
- Loyalty card for traffic lights. Get three red lights in a row and the fourth one is free.
- A picnic blanket with a waterproof underlay, but in much smaller sizes, to allow a single person or a couple to sit on a bench that’s still wet from the rain.
- Magnetic plates and magnetic cutlery with the opposite polarity, so you have to really work to get the fork near the plate. Even eating is an excercise.
- Flight simulator type cabs for driving remote controlled (full size) cars with really high-powered hydraulics, so you won’t be killed, but there is some risk of slight injury.
- Get the drivers drunk and then have them race in the above simulators.
- Crocodile racing. The crocodiles are on skates.
- Using the pin on a live hand-grenade as a keyring. High-risk, no reward
- Instead of replacing an injured eye with a glass eye, put in a tiny animated face that automatically turns to look at anyone who stares and mouths the word “peekaboo”
- Police don’t carry guns, just crossbows that launch metal fists at criminals.