- App for people who want to share siege weapons
- Dating app for people who want to raise an army and re-take/defend the holy lands
- The sheriff is after my hair because it’s a bad ombre
- Tar nation, a country inhabited by the bitu men
- God lives in heaven with the angles, but cast out Lucifer, the fallen angle. He was an obtuse angle
- On high heel shoes, you can have a little pocket on the underside of the heel to store an emergency £20 to cover your taxi home
- Underwater windmills for fish to grind their underwater wheat
- A spacehopper that looks like a giant eyeball
- Instead of waterbeds, why not a lasagne bed?
- If a mallard and a chicken have a baby, is it a cluckduck?