Ideas – April 1st 2016

  1. Some way to randomly suggest what soup to make
  2. Amazon prime “No cartoons” option
  3. Kettles with bells so when they vibrate from boiling, they play a tune
  4. Self folding paper planes
  5. Toast as ninja stars, anti-terrorist defence on planes
  6. “easy” and “difficult” queues everywhere. As soon as a customer is identified as having a complex issue, they get moved to the difficult queue to be assisted by expert staff, this way the easy queue keeps moving
  7. A big spring so that if you don’t have your toiletries in a bag before you get to the x-ray machine, you get ejected into space
  8. Springs on the bottom of boats so that if they sink, they come back up again
  9. Bacon plants
  10. Glasses that project eyes on to your sleeping eyelids, making you appear awake.