Ideas – April 1st 2016
- Some way to randomly suggest what soup to make
- Amazon prime “No cartoons” option
- Kettles with bells so when they vibrate from boiling, they play a tune
- Self folding paper planes
- Toast as ninja stars, anti-terrorist defence on planes
- “easy” and “difficult” queues everywhere. As soon as a customer is identified as having a complex issue, they get moved to the difficult queue to be assisted by expert staff, this way the easy queue keeps moving
- A big spring so that if you don’t have your toiletries in a bag before you get to the x-ray machine, you get ejected into space
- Springs on the bottom of boats so that if they sink, they come back up again
- Bacon plants
- Glasses that project eyes on to your sleeping eyelids, making you appear awake.