Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 2nd 2016

  1. GM sheep to produce naturally coloured wool
  2. Tiny bite sized apples that you can eat without getting juice all over your hands
  3. Goat hip hop
  4. A barcode scanning app to inventory home items, such as a library
  5. A website that is no content, just comments. First comment “This is a shit idea for a website”, goes downhill from there
  6. Defer funeral expenses by allowing your mummifed body to sit on a tube train wearing branded clothing
  7. The kitchen stork. Lives in your kitchen and chops veg
  8. The stupidometer. A device that prohibits you from leaving the house or communicating with the outside world until your brain has sufficiently engaged
  9. An app that automatically plays soothing music when your blood pressure reaches a certain level
  10. A bee gees tribute band featuring actual bees