Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 3rd 2016

  1. An easy and obvious way to post to personal word press blogs from an app
  2. Game: Super Mario pants
  3. Don’t supply food in non oven friendly packaging if it needs to go in the oven
  4. Have a second secret April Fools day in September. Precise date only known in advance by people with actual funny ideas
  5. Severe punishment for people who don’t know the difference between an April fools prank and a practical joke
  6. Even more severe punishment for people who don’t know the difference between a practical joke and harassment
  7. Super severe punishment for people who fake prank and reaction videos
  8. Just ban reaction videos, experience your own emotions why don’t you
  9. Kneecap anyone that uses the phrase “the feels” we’ve got adjectives for a reason
  10. For one day a year, replace all TV, radio and social media internet with a looped video of a corgi and a cat dancing to samba music