Ideas from my brain

Ideas – November 22nd 2016

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  1. Padded winter gloves, photorealisticly printed to look like hands
  2. Tiny dogs that bark Morse code, used for portable long range communications.
  3. Heavy thinking
  4. Everybody to get a leaflet on pooping. Containing useful information that nobody wants to talk about such as how to recognise an unhealthy poop and what to do about it. Tips on optimal wiping.
  5. Ale-yphants. Mechanical elephants that dispense beer and ale via their trunks.
  6. Air Force Bun. Buns shaped like the presidential plane
  7. Toe-matoes. Grow tomatoes in little moulds so they look like feet
  8. Edgar the horrible man. Fun character for childrens TV show. He lives in the woods, carries a hatchet and smells of wee. Jumps out at people walking in the woods and threatens dismemberment. For ages 3-8.
  9. Jelly shots shaped like little heads. Suspend a walnut in it where the brain goes.
  10. Ms DOS and Mr DOS. Comic strip featuring operating system based humour.

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