Ideas – November 24th 2016 – Ideas from my brain

Movie about someone assassinating the vice-president. Then assassinating the next one and the next one, until the right person gets the job. Then they assassinate the president.
Augmented reality running app featuring 8 bit music. Every so often it will warn you that there’s a jump or something you have to duck under. Will detect the movement via your phone and reward or punish you as appropriate.
A speaker that’s perfectly audible to everyone within 2 metres, but doesn’t carry at all beyond that.
Heli-clobsters
Bacon and egg ice-cream bars
Lollipops that look like clocks. Call them Clock-suckers
Bulletproof Barry. Roy of the Rovers type comic strip about a footballer who discovers he’s bulletproof and fights crime in his spare time.
The Gas Trick Band. Band that plays tunes by sychronised farting.
Version of rugby where the ball displays sums, the player carrying the ball has to answer them correctly or the ball unzips itself so it can’t be thrown easily.
Train frogs to play football. Sell them in sets of 12 with a tank painted like a pitch.

Ideas – November 24th 2016