Ideas – December 23rd 2016
- Mini roller to evenly squeeze toothpaste tubes
- Harry Potter spin off set in the east end with cockney gangster wizards
- Waspworld. Like Westworld, but with wasps.
- Official Heinz branded bean bags
- Steam train that actually looks like a giant kettle. The Tea-rain.
- Dystopian sci-fi. The world is a wasteland, ravaged by years of war and ecological disaster. Just as humanity seems on the brink of extinction, the wombles emerge from hiding to guide us to salvation.
- A graph to show the amount of daylight on each day of the year with 9am as the median line and an option to switch daylight savings time on and off, this will easily illustrate the spurious benefit of messing with the clocks so you can present this data to parliament and punch them in the face if they still want to mess about with time.
- Name all your coins after animals. Goat groats, donkey dimes and turtle tuppence
- Make rain illegal on saturdays
- A socially acceptable way of telling strangers children to be quiet