Ideas from my brain

Ideas – November 28th 2016

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  1. App to export everything from pocket on to a kindle
  2. Belt with detachable straps and hooks so you can create an impromptu seat
  3. Short stories about Jesus that got edited out of the Bible. Like all the times he got harassed by time travellers, or the time he scored 3 goals in a five a side match against the Romans, or the time he told Satan to fuck off and stop being such a cube
  4. It wasn’t five a side, him and the apostles make up a full team with two subs
  5. Judas scored an own goal
  6. Banana coffee
  7. Banoffee coffee
  8. One of those side-scrolling games where you have to fly through a cave at great speed, possibly shooting things. The shape of the cave is actually the waveform of whatever tune you’re playing at the time.
  9. Office camo gear. Ghilli suit covered in post-its. Rifle painted to blend in with photocopier.
  10. LE-Dice. Dice with piezo-electric cells. When you throw them, the spots light up.

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