Ideas – December 25th 2016

  1. New police uniform, actual gorilla suit
  2. The man with marshmallow hands
  3. Jelly filled chocolate bunny
  4. Head hands. Hat with little mechanical hands to hold things near your head. Can also make gestures while your main hands are otherwise occupied.
  5. Worlds largest swiss army knife, contains a JCB and sherman tank
  6. Fingernails painted and shaped to look like a set of dungeons and dragons dice
  7. Bell ninja. Martial arts meets campanology.
  8. Or just dub old kung fu movies with ding dong noises
  9. Train an ostrich to ride a horse
  10. Life sized mechanical manta ray filled with helium