Ideas from my brain

Ideas – December 26th 2016

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  1. A way of quantifying how fucked up a year is. 2016 may seem fucked up, but is it fucked up if viewed objectively?
  2. Coats for bears
  3. Hoodies that look like they’re made from lion and bear skins with the fangs and that still on the hood
  4. Tiny concealed headphones so you can pretend to be politely enjoying somebodies company when you’re really ignoring them
  5. Orange jelly with cream in a pint glass, looks like a pint
  6. Music hands, gloves lined with sensors so each finger gesture plays a different note
  7. 17th century sailing ship gets lost, ends up on an alien planet
  8. Leonardo da vinci invented the smart phone, forgot to invent the cell tower, electricity and the internet
  9. Use that clip of loads of Datas from TNG season 1 (Times squared?) to advertise a mobile plan with “unlimited data”
  10. Slippers with slots for bread so they can make toast and keep your feet warm at the same time

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