Ideas – March 21st 2017
- A plugin that scrolls the lyrics of whatever song you’re playing along the taskbar so you can glance at it and maybe sing along without diverting your full attention
- A device that can tell you if the pencil lead is cracked inside the pencil, to the point where the pencil is unsalvageable, possibly by measuring conductivity
- Barbell with baby chair attachment for parents who like to pump iron but have to mind the child
- Maximum voting age. People over the age of retirement only get half a vote because they won’t have to put up with the consequences for as long.
- The sun starts a kickstarter. It won’t rise tomorrow unless it gets 10,000 bucks.
- Blood biros, for signing contracts in Satan Inc. corporate HQ
- Bananas with chocolate sauce injected down the middle
- Lucky Drip. Game show in which contestants have to put some coloured ink into a tube and then race around under a maze of pipes, trying to figure out which nozzle is connected to the pipe with the colour before it reaches them, so they can catch the “lucky drip”
- Lucky snip, contestants have to pick the right thread to snip and release the prize.
- Lucky nip, contestants are presented with a selection of furry bottoms. One is false and they win a prize if they nip that, the other two are attached to real lions.