Ideas – March 21st 2017

  1. A plugin that scrolls the lyrics of whatever song you’re playing along the taskbar so you can glance at it and maybe sing along without diverting your full attention
  2. A device that can tell you if the pencil lead is cracked inside the pencil, to the point where the pencil is unsalvageable, possibly by measuring conductivity
  3. Barbell with baby chair attachment for parents who like to pump iron but have to mind the child
  4. Maximum voting age. People over the age of retirement only get half a vote because they won’t have to put up with the consequences for as long.
  5. The sun starts a kickstarter. It won’t rise tomorrow unless it gets 10,000 bucks.
  6. Blood biros, for signing contracts in Satan Inc. corporate HQ
  7. Bananas with chocolate sauce injected down the middle
  8. Lucky Drip. Game show in which contestants have to put some coloured ink into a tube and then race around under a maze of pipes, trying to figure out which nozzle is connected to the pipe with the colour before it reaches them, so they can catch the “lucky drip”
  9. Lucky snip, contestants have to pick the right thread to snip and release the prize.
  10. Lucky nip, contestants are presented with a selection of furry bottoms. One is false and they win a prize if they nip that, the other two are attached to real lions.