Ideas – April 4th 2017
- Manky bars – Like monkey bars, but with the added challenge that they’re so repulsively stinky you don’t want to touch them
- Rename fish ponds to fishyponds
- Change the “free parking” square in monopoly to a casino
- Grow pak-choi in spherical yellow pots. Pak-man-choi
- Avocados grown in moulds to shape them like little alligators
- Netflix to produce a sci-fi tv series where some scenes have multiple versions with subtle differences randomly inserted. It’ll drive continuity geeks mad
- Lap-stopper. Little plastic doodad you can put on your laptop so you can carry it about without the lid closing and it going into sleep mode
- Hot socks. Socks with pouches for heating gel so they’ll keep your feet warm
- Anyone who leaves a teabag in the sink to have their hands cut off and tea-drinking privileges revoked forever.
- Months of the year to be rearranged into alphabetical order. April August December February January June July March May November October September