Ideas – January 24th 2018

  1. App that tells you when your trousers are too tight for public decency
  2. He-Man transformers (I’m astonished that this hasn’t been done, there are star wars, streetfighter, TMNT and postman bloody pat transformers, but no he-man transformers apart from one that claims to be a skeletor transformer but it’s just some bloke stuck a skull face on an existing transformer that looks nothing like skeletor)
  3. Mars bar kitkats
  4. A way to freeze satsumas so that they can still easily break into segments
  5. Help teach your child manners, siri, alexa etc won’t respond unless you say please and thank you
  6. Games console that transforms into a robot and is still a working console. I reckon you could easily do this with a SNES or megadrive given todays tiny emulators.
  7. The Fresh Prince of 15th century Denmark
  8. Strawberry flavoured brocolli, Strawcolli
  9. Comedy cartoon about a very clumsy lion, it’s called “Oh, Lion..” he wears a blue vest
  10. New fashion bodymod: Batwing ears