Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – January 26th 2018

  1. Meditation apps to have a feature that blocks notifications during meditation, particularly reminders from the app to start meditating
  2. Elefart
  3. New coffee called an expresso, like an espresso, but it gets shot at you out of a cannon and you have to catch it
  4. Spoon on a string that you can use and re-use to fish teabags out your tea
  5. Fishtacles
  6. “Bottled sunshine” A jar containing a set of LEDs that perfectly mimic the sunlight at particular locations, like “sunset, venice beach”, “dawn, easter island”
  7. Cowboy movie, only it’s actual cows dressed up as cowboys, riding horses and that.
  8. N.W.A. Narwhals With Attitude
  9. “Fuck the police” badly re-dubbed to change the lyrics to “respect the police” and “cooperate with the police”
  10. Little tiny plastic surfers with little tiny weights attached to string. To be dropped into champagne (preferably in a coupe) or other fizzy drink, so the bubbles make them bob about. Sure to make any occasion classier.