Ideas – March 23rd 2018

  1. Batman toy that transforms into the batmobile
  2. Readymade meals that come in containers so they can easily be divided into half portions for lunch
  3. Review system for other peoples kids so the parents can know if their children are being awful. Only visible to the parents so it doesn’t hurt their future job and/or relationship prospects
  4. Bake a small cake, fill it with jam of cream, ice it, then wrap it in dough and bake it inside another large cake, ice that also.
  5. Scrambled eggs with oats
  6. Democracy of hate
  7. A way to opt out of adverts for a product when you’ve already bought it or it has zero relevance to you
  8. Dictator dogs
  9. Shark VS Octopus, in a gladiatorial arena, a dry, sandy gladiatorial arena under the hot sun.
  10. As above but with sharks and octopii that have been hybridised with wolves and bears and are quite happy on land.