Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – February 6th 2018

  1. Abolish that extra R in the middle of February
  2. And the change Wednesday to Wedensday
  3. Word for the manouvere of lifting something out of a holder and giving it a slight throw and catching it in the same hand like you’re Errol Flyn pulling a sword out of a rack before you fight the Sherrif of Nottingham, but you’re actually just lifting a ladle out of the jar beside the cooker.
  4. 20 litre jumbo barrack buster of White Lightning for those special occasions.
  5. Epic mushroom fighters. Like pokemon, but you get little packets of spores. Plant them and watch them grow, each mushroom is it’s own character.
  6. Video calling app that detects when you makes this face (yಠ,ಠ)y and cuts off the video so the person you’re on with doesn’t see you call them a fucking idiot.
  7. Tea tablets. The power of tea, in tablet form.
  8. An actual explanation for what the fuck pez is about other than an overly complicated ineffective delivery mechanism for sub-par sweets.
  9. Gremlemons. Part Gremlin, Part Lemon, All Sour.
  10. A tree that grows into the shape of a boat and sails off on its own