Ideas – August 8th 2018
- Why is a grapefruit called a grapefruit? It doesn’t look like a grape, doesn’t taste like a grape and there’s already a fruit called a grape
- Half strength teabags
- Is Predator the longest running movie series with no recurring characters?
- C.O.N.T.O. Citizen Of Non Terrestrial Origin
- A thing that pops up to remind you that you’ve been looking at this thing for too long and just doing the same things over again isn’t going to fix it, you need to take a break.
- Animated mask for video calls that just looks like your real face but filters out you rolling your eyes and saying “what the heck” when it’s a business call and the other person says something really stupid
- Bathroom scale that disregards the weight of anything currently in your digestive system
- Bruise-eze. Something that makes bruises go away
- Rambo VS Rocky. Now in their 80s, both men have put lives of violence behind them but they live next to each other and get through the day by thinking up new ways to annoy their neighbour like installing punji sticks in their lawn.
- As above but with both parts played by Eddie Murphy