Ideas – November 27th 2018
- All pranks to be reviewed by the prank review committee, they have three verdicts “Lame” “Just a prank, bro” and “Dude, that’s like an actual hecking crime, sort yourself out”
- Crime busting judges, in black robes and white wigs, riding around on mountain bikes, stopping crime with their gavels
- Mocker. Containerised platform that’s exactly the same as Docker, except it makes fun of your poor application design choices.
- Headlines. Subcutaneous LED display that scrolls text across your forehead as you speak, facilitates conversations in noisy environments.
- Slightly less wacky idea for the same, augmented reality app that uses a combination of microphone and lipreading software to provide subtitles in a HUD
- USB ports to recharge people
- Trick USB port where the inner plastic bit moves so you can’t insert the plug until you’ve tried it 4 times
- Start conflicting rumours about the new macbook, see which one gets the most traction. “New macbook to feature a jam nozzle” “Have apple gone too far? Next gen macbooks won’t even have a jam nozzle”
- Design and sell off-brand jam nozzles, claim they’re $30 cheaper than the apple version, see how many you can sell. Actually, make it a kickstarter
- Ankle shirts. With the increasing fashion for shorter trousers, there’s a gap opening in the market for little tiny shirts that fit around your ankles, complete with collars and sleeves. Long sleeves would probably be pinned to the sides rather than flapping about. All the famous shirt makers could replicate their brand in miniature.