Ideas – December 11th 2018
- Instead of actual miniature shirts, ankle cuffs. Clip on cuffs with a bit of sleeve attached to be worn with the shorter trouser. Gives the effect that your shirt has 4 sleeves, 2 for your arms and 2 for your legs
- Brian May, Cosmic avenger. Uses his knowledge of astrophysics to find portals to other realms, seeks out injustice and resolves issues with extended guitar solos
- Repackage mini jaffa cakes as breakfast cereal
- Combination hair oil and moisturiser, just throw it all over your head
- Real life 3D stick man, on the prowl
- Restaurant like a sushi restaurant with the food in little bowls on a conveyor belt. Except it’s not a conveyor belt, it’s tortoises and you have to eat what’s in front of you or be really patient.
- Angle the security gates at airports so you can easily see when one becomes free
- A certificate that verifies that the ads on your website are not shitty. Users can set adblock to “medium” and therefore get ads on non-shitty sites
- Traditional family photo of a mother, father and daughter in formal attire, except it’s not their daughter, it’s a gibbon.
- Man uses a brick of frozen potato waffles as a weapon while screaming “they’re waffly versatile”