Ideas – December 11th 2018

  1. Instead of actual miniature shirts, ankle cuffs. Clip on cuffs with a bit of sleeve attached to be worn with the shorter trouser. Gives the effect that your shirt has 4 sleeves, 2 for your arms and 2 for your legs
  2. Brian May, Cosmic avenger. Uses his knowledge of astrophysics to find portals to other realms, seeks out injustice and resolves issues with extended guitar solos
  3. Repackage mini jaffa cakes as breakfast cereal
  4. Combination hair oil and moisturiser, just throw it all over your head
  5. Real life 3D stick man, on the prowl
  6. Restaurant like a sushi restaurant with the food in little bowls on a conveyor belt. Except it’s not a conveyor belt, it’s tortoises and you have to eat what’s in front of you or be really patient.
  7. Angle the security gates at airports so you can easily see when one becomes free
  8. A certificate that verifies that the ads on your website are not shitty. Users can set adblock to “medium” and therefore get ads on non-shitty sites
  9. Traditional family photo of a mother, father and daughter in formal attire, except it’s not their daughter, it’s a gibbon.
  10. Man uses a brick of frozen potato waffles as a weapon while screaming “they’re waffly versatile”