Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – December 18th 2018

  1. Common cold face mask. Has separate compartments for mouth and nose. Mouth compartment has a virus UV filter so you can go out in public without spreading the illness. Nose compartment has tubes that connect to a snot reservoir so you don’t have to worry about constantly wiping the snot with a tissue
  2. The humble telescope. Like the hubble telescope, but it downplays all the cool stuff it sees
  3. The man with the telescope eyes. 1960s spy drama, but the lead has 24 inch telescopes for eyes and can’t see anything nearby
  4. Train hawks to bring you cheese
  5. Weaponised trains: Angle the rails like a ramp that can launch the train into an enemy city.
  6. Travel back in time and supply cavemen with DM boots to confuse the heck out of archeologists
  7. Archeoptryxologist. A really smart bird/dinosaur hybrid with a monocle and possibly a deerstalker hat.
  8. Place GPS trackers on icebergs, give them silly names, place bets on them like giant, frozen horse races.
  9. Same with ice shelves about to calve
  10. Barney the barnacle and his boisterous pals.