Ideas – September 10th 2019
- An actor so image conscious that they have a trio of drones follow them at all times, these drones make sure they’re properly lit, use projection mapping to project a slightly different image on their face and also dazzle any cameras that might be taking a picture from an unflattering angle
- microtoast – The latest hipster food craze, meals so small that they’re served in cassette cases
- Heat-sikhing missles – When they explode near you, you sprout a turban and start following the 5 principles of sikhism
- Fleatrap app – gets your phone to shine a light and intermittently vibrate to attract fleas to a glue trap. Could also run cpu hot to generate heat to help attract them
- Batbeans – Beans for bats
- An unemployed Boris Johnson, Gove and Rees-mogg form an Irish punk tribute band called “The Prorogues”
- A monastery where all the monks are actually goats
- Break into parliament, cover the benches and floor with hay, bring in a load of goats, leave them to it.
- Speaker of the house of commons given a large supply of blackboard erasers and permission to throw them at MPs that shout over whoever is speaking.
- A sombrero that’s sturdy enough to act as a small coracle, a folding oar is stored in the point