Ideas – October 1st 2019
- Amazon should have an option to filter out stuff that doesn’t deliver to your location
- Amazon should also not show sponsored ads for things that are specifically not the thing you are searching for.
- Youtube should have an option to report or block specific adverts (no, playing about with your ad personalisation settings in the hope of maybe blocking a particular ad does not cut it)
- Duck truck. A truck that looks like a rubber duck. Preferably an amphibious one
- The gods were real but they were all killed by the end of the 18th century, that was one of the motivations behind rampant colonialism
- During his trip to egypt, Napoleon was replaced by a god, that’s why the napoleonic wars were such a big deal
- Bot that prints tweets on eggs and then launches them out of an air cannon
- Bot that prints tweets on tiny strips of paper and then uses a drone to shower them on commuters like opinionated confetti
- A years compulsory community service before you have the right to vote.
- 3 days gap between the end of election campaigning and election day, during that time all facts are checked and the lies of each candidate are posted in the polling stations with the number of lies printed beside their names on the ballot sheet