Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – October 30th 2019

  1. Supercut of people running in films, like Joker running down those stairs, cut, it’s Renton from Trainspotting, he runs into car, cut, it’s anyone from one of those millions of films where someone runs into the road, gets hit by a car and runs away. (Mr Pink maybe?)
  2. Terminator: Dark Fate should have had Carl talking about curtains for ten solid minutes as the credits rolled.
  3. In order to get more people to attend mass, while communion is being given out, people who choose not to partake can watch the breakdancing display. Those marble floors would make for some really good spins.
  4. Prison food restaurant. Looks like a prison cafeteria, food is served on plastic trays, staff are all former prisoners or on day release, possibly help get them back into proper work. For extra, you can get the full VIP experience which includes a cavity search.
  5. You can 3d print vinyl records, but they’re relatively low-resolution, so the sound quality is poor, but could you scale it up? What if you printed a record at 4x scale? so it’d be 4 feet across, with a giant stylus. It would have to spin at least 4x faster. What kind of motor would spin a metre wide disc at 180 RPM and would you want to be anywhere near it?
  6. Remaking movies is hugely popular, why not bands? Get 4 scousers to re-record all the beatles songs, but now in 3D and one of them is a girl!
  7. Find the people responsible for putting on christmas adverts before halloween and make them eat all those brexit 50ps
  8. National Alpaca Service. Charitable foundation to bring an alpaca round to your house and just hang out for a while. Everyone to get at least one visit a year.
  9. Every year a committee gets together and picks a nickname for each leading politician, based on their greatest achievement or biggest whopper and all the media have to use that nickname until they retire or they get a new one next year. For example Tony “WMD” Blair or Boris “Dead in a ditch” Johnson or Jacob “lied to the queen” Reese-mogg or Boris “31st October” Johnson or Donald “Where the fuck do you even start?” Trump. I tried to think of a positive one, I really did.
  10. Nestle to be broken up into two separate companies, the evil part and the part that makes chunky kit-kats