Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – October 22nd 2019

  1. Audible widget to include a “skip forward 30 seconds” button for when the author starts reading out every single item in a list or table.
  2. A specially bred type of gerbil. When you come home and take your boots off, the pair of gerbils will nest in your boots so they’re nice and warm in the morning
  3. Sausages that are still good to eat with a bit of ice on them
  4. Do away with people declaring their pronouns and use title to determine what to use
    • ~ Unmarried Married Married but keeping your name
    • Male Miter (Mt) Mister (Mr) Mider (Md) He/Him
    • Female Miss (Ms) Misses (Mrs) Mizz (Mz) She/Her
    • Neutral Mib (Mb) Mibber (Mbr) Milb (Ml) Thee/Hem
    • Alt Misc (Mc) Misces (Mcs) Mix (Mx) Ye/Yir
    • Doctor Doc (Dc) Doctor (Dr) Doxter (Dxr) De/Dem
    • Professor Prof (Pf) Professor (Pr) Prozzer (Proz) Pe/Pir
    • Gender neutral Sir/Dame Sem (Sm) Same (Sam) Zame Se/Sam
    • Gender neutral lord/lady Lad (Ld) Lardy (Lard) Lordy (Lor) Le/Lim
  5. Hat with kazoos built in so you can tell which way the wind is blowing just by listening
  6. Steering wheels to be added to the upper deck of busses, at the front
  7. Start a hotel chain called “TRUE Hotels” then talk to all the people who have licensed the trump hotel franchise and want to distance themselves from the orange wazzock. They just have to rotate the M 90 degrees and then take the P.
  8. A chinese man and an english man meet, the chinese man says something and a single chinese character appears in a speech bubble before him. The english man says something and his words appear in a speech bubble before him. This continues, with the chinese mans words moving vertically as is the style with chinese writing, the english mans words spew out horizontally, filling a speech bubble which gets bigger and bigger, threatening to engulf the pair. The chinese man grabs onto his words and climbs up them like a rope to safety.
  9. Netflix to have a streaming channel, randomly streaming their shows. For people who can’t make up their mind what to watch. You’d not choose to watch the second half of Robocop2, but you might watch it if it happened to be on right now.
  10. Strictly cake off. Contestants have to bake cakes while dancing and are judged on both.