Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – December 14th 2019

  1. Gmail to have a “sort by sender” option so you can easily delete lots of email
  2. Get a slurry tanker (a clean one), fill it full of water, dump in a few packets of nambarries, drive it into a bonfire. TEA.
  3. Clangboots. Shoes with hollow metal soles that have metal plates in them, so that you clang everywhere you walk, like a cyberman.
  4. Semolina rayguns.
  5. Driveby tapioca
  6. Gin ice lollies. Narrow so you can just dunk them in a glass of lemonade
  7. In /dev/null we trust
  8. if you don’t vote, your vote goes to the NULL party. If no party manages to get more than 34% of the vote, do the election again
  9. Archaeologists open an ancient roman tomb and inside find the inscription “What’s new pussycat? woah oh oh oh”
  10. Every member of the royal family has to do community service and live in a council flat one month a year