Ideas – January 23rd 2020

  1. All members of the cabinet to live in a council flat for the duration of their service. 4 to a flat.
  2. Pinter: Platonic dating app for finding new friends as an adult
  3. Something that takes care of pooping while you sleep
  4. The “brig o’doom” Jail that you spend 10 years in, but when you come out 100 years has passed
  5. Tar-Tan a kind of living tar, it spreads out in a grid and when the lines join up, the bits in the middle become red. Also, acidic
  6. Glasses that make it look like you’ve got on really nice eye makeup, eye shadow, mascara and that
  7. Jackets for dogs, not just hoodies and raincoats but specifically little leather jackets for tough dogs. Biker jackets for rottweilers
  8. A mask to make a cat look like a dog
  9. Hawk with a mohawk. (Can you pluck a bird without harming it? do feathers grow back?)
  10. Raveshave. Similar to those toothbrushes that play music, an electric razor that plays techno while you shave.