Author: admiral

Moustache voyager: Repeats of Star Trek – Voyager, but now everybody has moustaches added with cgi Comicon cosplay lantern mashups: Green Tornado, Yellow Arrow, Red Lantern Blackout pillow. Pillow that wraps around your head, blocking out sound and light while leaving a breathing space. Vegan mice. Synthetic mice produced from all vegan products, but with…

Wake the wife! Game that uses your computers mic to test noise levels, you have to make as much noise as possible to wake the wife Ninja stealth school: as above, but the opposite Apple hands, shaped gloves that take the form of apples when you close your fists Super trek: starfleet uniform in supermans…

Electrostatic sticky plasters for when you have a cut on your finger tip but still need to use two finger scrolling on your trackpad Mole police Reverse wishing well, you wish for something and it throws money at you A floating beer holder that will also stop your beer getting warm in the hot tub…

Is it possible to make an omelette without breaking eggs? Osmose milk into an egg, shake it vigorously, cook in place A word to describe the process of justifying your fashion choices while stating that the exact same clothes look awful on another person Chicken stuffed with boiled eggs Pedal powered mechanical horse wearing wellies…

Story hook: Interdimensional portal in a facebook server so people get social media from a parallel universe Hook handed pirate who wants to be a basketball player but keeps bursting the balls Worlds tiniest footballer, only 4 inches high. Every Beatles song ranked by average distance between John and Paul during recording Adaptor to fit…

Leaf magnet for clearing leaves off gravel Gleep, like sheep but really happy Dishfish. Big flat fish you can eat your dinner off The man from five minutes in the future Time travellers travel a million years into the future. They discover there has been an apocalypse, but in the meantime a new species has…

Mans favourite TV show is “the news” he’s also convinced that it’s fictional. The ghost coast The toast ghost A low gravity space bath, when you’re done the bottom of the bath opens up and you fall. As you fall, the wind dries you and slows your fall so that you land softly in bed.…

New TLD for police forces .cop New TLD for people called Tom .tom Sci fi prompt. Time travel is only used to see the future so parents of dead children can see all the horrible things they would have done. Easy jet to offer a “bundled up and stored in the hold” option for passengers…

Manky bars – Like monkey bars, but with the added challenge that they’re so repulsively stinky you don’t want to touch them Rename fish ponds to fishyponds Change the “free parking” square in monopoly to a casino Grow pak-choi in spherical yellow pots. Pak-man-choi Avocados grown in moulds to shape them like little alligators Netflix…

A plugin that scrolls the lyrics of whatever song you’re playing along the taskbar so you can glance at it and maybe sing along without diverting your full attention A device that can tell you if the pencil lead is cracked inside the pencil, to the point where the pencil is unsalvageable, possibly by measuring…