Ideas – February 1st 2018

  1. Banana flavoured jam
  2. Give yourself an extra inch of legroom on flights by throwing all the magazines in the overhead bin or down the side of the seat
  3. Carry on spying. Sid James plays a window cleaner who filched a crafty sausage roll while cleaning the windows at the Russian embassy, not realising that it was actually a disguised parcel of state secrets. It gets lodged in his colon and he goes to hospital. Kenneth Williams plays the Russian spy who has masquerade as a doctor to retrieve the secrets before the American spy played by Barbara Windsor
  4. Tunnocks tea cake cake. Fill a cake tin full of tunnocks, stacked at least 3 deep. Put in a low oven for a few minutes so it melts ever so slightly. Transfer straight to fridge. Maybe pour in custard to fill the gaps?
  5. Seeing eye elephants for the blind
  6. Boxing matches to be held on the back of running elephants
  7. A word to describe the embarassment felt when you leave your hotel room in a mess and accidentally put up the “please clean my room” sign instead of “do not disturb”
  8. App that measures your heart rate and blood pressure and at a certain point, deploys pictures of kittens
  9. Combat brush
  10. Chair optimised for easily switching from a working (typing, writing etc) position to a napping position