Ideas – February 1st 2018
- Banana flavoured jam
- Give yourself an extra inch of legroom on flights by throwing all the magazines in the overhead bin or down the side of the seat
- Carry on spying. Sid James plays a window cleaner who filched a crafty sausage roll while cleaning the windows at the Russian embassy, not realising that it was actually a disguised parcel of state secrets. It gets lodged in his colon and he goes to hospital. Kenneth Williams plays the Russian spy who has masquerade as a doctor to retrieve the secrets before the American spy played by Barbara Windsor
- Tunnocks tea cake cake. Fill a cake tin full of tunnocks, stacked at least 3 deep. Put in a low oven for a few minutes so it melts ever so slightly. Transfer straight to fridge. Maybe pour in custard to fill the gaps?
- Seeing eye elephants for the blind
- Boxing matches to be held on the back of running elephants
- A word to describe the embarassment felt when you leave your hotel room in a mess and accidentally put up the “please clean my room” sign instead of “do not disturb”
- App that measures your heart rate and blood pressure and at a certain point, deploys pictures of kittens
- Combat brush
- Chair optimised for easily switching from a working (typing, writing etc) position to a napping position