Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – February 3rd 2018

  1. The year 2300, world war 6 is into it’s fourth decade, household pets are being drafted.
  2. Booby chess. Chess meets buckaroo
  3. The real reason Queen Elizabeth never married was because she was a papier mache automaton controlled from inside by a really smart ferret.
  4. Cumberland sausage cumberbunds
  5. Alien whose head is just a giant eye, disguises himself as a human by wearing a fake nose/moustache/glasses combo. Has to tape the glasses on due to lack of ears.
  6. How many wotsits does it take to stop a bullet?
  7. A small device placed on the back of a crab that can be remotely controlled to tap the crabs left side or right side, thus steering the crab.
  8. The island that tried to make waves illegal.
  9. Jesus Crisps, sanctified potato based snacks.
  10. A notebook where the edges of the pages change colour once the page has been written on, thus clearly indicating how much of the book has been used.