Author: admiral

Weighted shopping bags to make your purchases feel more expensive Multi storey carp parks should have each wall a different colour and each level should have a different colour ceiling, particularly underground carparks Order of librarian monks who develop martial arts incorporating books Jelly wellies. Wellies filled with healing jelly to repair your feet as…

Labels on fresh fruit and veg that tell you the best place to store them (fridge, cupboard, away from onions etc) A “hell no” button for netflix and similar, to show that not only am I not interested in this, I am actively repulsed by it Cooking with thermite. Recipes that can be safely made…

Tapas restaurants to have pictures of the portions so you have an idea of what you’re actually ordering Movie about prisoners that escape disguised as cops, get mistaken for cops, they save christmas and/or hilarity ensues Drink that comes in a bottle with a circular flat bit on one side that makes it ideal for…

App that flashes up chords to play in a random order to give a more realistic practice than just scales up and down. Possibly combine with metronome and fingering for various instruments JAMble, two flavours of jam in one jar CSI clip, starts with someone saying “we need to analyse this” cue 10 hour montage…

Rocket Badger Soap claw. Spring loaded claw on a rope for holding soap Gloves that translate finger movement to button presses so that it looks like you’re holding an invisible xbox controller Brand of green tea in bags called “Little green bag” Could also link with Mr Brown, Orange, Pink, Blonde. Blue might be tricky…

A robot programmed to funk Magnetic wigs. Run a current through them and the hair changes shape Butterflies wings where the powder coating is modified to be magnetic, can be used to store and transfer data Butterpunch, gameshow to see who can punch through a wall of butter the fastest. The extra difficult stage has…

A word to describe a word that sounds completely wrong when pronounced correctly Similar to above. You think the person is pronouncing the word wrong, but they’re an expert in that field so you don’t want to correct them. Like pokemon but on slices of bread so when you toast it, you can evolve your…

Prince tribute act. A giant crab that plays prince tunes. Call it Princer Handbags that look like dogs Sonic the hedgehog brand circular saw A silent microwave oven Dark matter and dark energy is parallel universes A card game like Gin. In addition to the normal suits and numbers, each card also has a body…

Imbue machines with self awareness, so they may still crash but at least they feel as bad about it as you do. Maternity/paternity leave for childfree couples. You say, I’m X years old, I have no children and no plans to, if you have one you can produce a doctors letter proving infertility, you then…

The sundial is the apple watch of it’s day. Doesn’t work without the sun, but if the sun is out, you don’t need it. Genetically engineer squid to shoot multicoloured ink Boat boots, floating boots with motors TV show: Spar sparring. Amateur boxers have to compete while balanced on the boom of a yacht TV…