Author: admiral

Use the same technology that’s used to create realistic vegetarian meat products and create new stuff, like Griffin Burgers and Basilisk Steaks and that rack of bronto-ribs from the flintstones A spider that weaves webs underwater to catch fish Travel back in time to 1911 Vienna, go to Central Cafe, introduce Hitler to Stalin, arrange…

Video chat thing that requires you to recite a positive affirmation or chant a mantra before allowing you to unmute Spotify to have an option to just display all the covers of songs you liked and sort by colour, giving you another option to find stuff you can’t remember the name of Heli-hammocks. Hammocks with…

A grabby claw thing, but short enough to fit in a pocket so you can pick things up and put them in a bag without having to wash your hands all the time A cozy show about a vicar that murders his congregation and the elaborate ways in which he gets away with it Baby…

Ebay to add a thing that detects when your photos look like crap and tells you to take another one Captain Scarlet, but she’s a woman and Scarlett is her first name “Pretend that you’re bread” to the tune of L7s “Pretend that you’re dead” sung to a loaf of gluten free bread The 3…

Headphones with cooling fans in them Fast Funky Ninjas: a trio of crimefighting ninjas in 70s new york who also play funk Eminems “My name is” big band cover Emulate retro games in VR, but with a giant controller that you have to jump on For best results, coordinate with friends Patches of cloth with…

2023: an AI is created to control the Wendys twitter account 2028: Wendy achieves sentience 2046: Wendy becomes the first female president of the USA Will Smiths “Gettin jiggy wit it” but in the style of “Puttin on the ritz” from Young Frankenstein Judge Dredd onesie Bellingerie: Lingerie that uses the same accentuating and framing…

Video recording software that records timelapse but when you press a button it switches to recording at normal speed with audio while you’re recording A way to just plug your phone into your laptop and have it log in to all of your MFA things at once Guns that fire chips When somebody gets shot…

Some sort of bracer or harness so that you can be sitting on the floor with your knees up and your keyboard on your knees and not have to constantly hold it in place Every kitchen sink to have three taps “hot”, “cold” and “milk” Rewrite the wombles theme to be about the avengers, include…

Game. Person 1 names an animal, person 2 names the place that animal is, then alternating, eating a food, wearing a thing. Categories become increasingly obscure, listening to music, doing a dance, reading a book, etc until one person blanks or forgets the sequence. The trick is, they all have to rhyme. A baboon, on…