Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

  • Ideas – March 30th 2016

    1. Nose hose, to allow snot to flow freely without mess when suffering from cold
    2. All in one delivery service that doesn’t distinguish between people and cargo, global and local
    3. Chocolate and jam in the same jar
    4. Burger with mini-pizza instead of bottom bun
    5. Paleo muffins loaded with stevia. Taste like regular muffins?
    6. Live fact checkers during political debates with rows of green, yellow, red lights behind candidates to show current status.
    7. Politicians get a face tattoo every time they break a campaign promise (can be lasered off when they step down)
    8. Hair growing races
    9. Blinged up mouse rappers, could be called “The Ice Mice”
    10. Fat transplant, redistribute liposuctioned fat to really skinny people

  • Recipe – Paleo muffins

    There are a billion and six paleo muffin recipes out there, here’s my favourite variation.

    Stuff you will need

    8 bun cases (I’ve had bad luck with paper ones so I prefer silicon)

    8 eggs for ten buns

    a fist sized sweet potato (carrot is also good, or a mix of both)

    half a pepper or so half a dozen mushrooms

    1 strip of bacon per 2 eggs

    herbs and shit

    Prep

    Stick the bacon under the grill. This recipe is also good without bacon, but with oh yeah.

    Grate the sweet potato and/or carrot, press it into the bun cases to make a basket, season and stick in oven for 10 – 15 minutes.

    Chop up the rest of the veg and give it a good saute in the pan. If you’re not making any vegetarian buns, you can throw the bacon in here as well. Chop up bacon, divide it and the veg between the bun cases.

    Bung all the eggs in a bowl, add herbs and whisk the hell out of it. Some recipes use coconut milk, but I haven’t tried that yet. While its still frothy, spoon it into the bun cases Stick it in the oven for 20 – 30 minutes.

    Done.

    Keeps for 5 – 7 days, optimal reheat time is 30 seconds in microwave, but also good cold.

  • Ideas – March 29th 2016

    1. Giant lemons, use skin as vegetarian rugby balls
    2. Ejector seats on passenger planes
    3. Click where it hurts website to more easily identify injuries
    4. Bouncing toast
    5. Freeze ice on the bottom of your boots and enjoy a short lived personal ice rink
    6. Train skates, so you can skate along train lines and hop out of the way when a train comes
    7. 3d glasses that allow you to switch to 2d if the movie is making you queasy
    8. Sick bag that hangs off your ears and encourages you to naturally roll into recovery position when very drunk
    9. When you type loads and then notice you’ve just done it in ALLCAPS, a button that will automatically convert everything into lowercase.
    10. A font where all the letters are halfway between upper and lower case