• Ideas – April 9th 2016

  111. Darth vader ice lollies, cola flavour
  112. Emoji fingerprints
  113. Grumpy impressionist painter called Moanay
  114. Expressionist painter who is mad keen on making pancakes, called Turner
  115. Impressionist painter who will get your motor started if it breaks down, called Van go
  116. Classical music themed BBQ joint, BarBachQue
  117. Use a bowl when making trifle to make the jelly concave like a bowl, not just flat topped
  118. A pint glass that can determine the speed at which you’re drinking and say “Whoah”
  119. TV show in which old versions of celebrities interview young versions of themselves or vice versa. Could use impressionists, but for preference actual time travel would be involved.
  120. Sausages with a core of honey running through them

• Ideas – April 8th 2016

  101. Theme pub: Admiral AckBar
  102. App: Detects if a smell is at a level where you can politely comment on it
  103. Time travelling pirate movie
  104. Yo sushi! but with indian food
  105. Cobble streets in the arctic circle with frozen lemons and limes
  106. Horses that patrol the streets carrying urns of tea
  107. Hover jets that work by pulling on the air from above rather than pushing on the air below
  108. Guitar with self contained amp and megaphone speaker mounted on the head
  109. Equal rights for fish
  110. Political party: Double six, roll again

• Ideas – April 7th 2016

  91. A smell that is the inverse of poo so they cancel each other out
  92. An app that tells you if you’re in space or not
  93. King of kings movie trilogy retelling Heroditus story of Cyrus and his sons
  94. An app that tells you what sort of app you need
  95. Slow exposure photographs of disco balls and light up yo-yos
  96. Giant suction cups for impromptu hammock mounting
  97. Useful stuff like maps, how-to guides, classic literature and art printed on the inside of packaging so people might re-use it
  98. Therapy parrot that tells you everything is going to be ok
  99. Lemons that ferment on the vine,producing high concentration alcohol and becoming natural napalm grenades
  100. Motorised rollerblades with tracks that double as chainsaws

• Ideas – April 6th 2016

  81. Detective story: Who murdered Little Miss Muffet
  82. Morning checklist: before you leave the house
  83. Controlling a game via fitbit/heart rate monitor
  84. On safari with Tony the tiger
  85. Persuade the Pope to front a punk band
  86. Raspberry ripple bananas
  87. Online medical advice that doesn’t give you the fear
  88. If there’s a Quasimodo, is there an Actualmodo?
  89. Demolition derby races, but with ships
  90. Specially trained giraffes to assist the fire service

• Ideas – April 5th 2016

  71. Plank app that uses the spirit-level function in your phone to tell you if you’re in the correct position
  72. Site that explains what all the bits on a swiss army knife are for
  73. “Run to the moon” crowdsourced relay marathon
  74. A timer app that can alternate different sounds at intervals (helps keep track of how many intervals you’re doing)
  75. Ban all measurements of quantities like “1 slice” from myfitnesspal (how big is a slice?)
  76. Rainbow jam
  77. Cartoon: Cyborg puppies
  78. Life jackets and flippers for horses so you can take them in the river
  79. Childs hat with lights that start flashing after a certain amount of time away from it’s parents phones
  80. Disco gnomes

• Ideas – April 4th 2016

  61. A notice at the start of a movie telling you if there is a post-credits scene or not
  62. Batman V Superman: Underpants edition. Same movie but batman and superman have cgi underwear on over their tights
  63. Rain map, very precise weather app that tells you where you should walk right now in order to get least rain
  64. Water butts everywhere. I know it’s not a new idea, but why aren’t these more of a thing?
  65. Rapid inflating elephants that activate if someone breaks into your house
  66. App that identifies what type of lightbulb you need either from a picture of the bulb or of the socket
  67. Curried cauliflower cheese
  68. Options for the type of nut you want in your salad
  69. Sweet potato lies: James bond themed health food cafe
  70. Officially changing the spelling of quinoa and feng shui to reflect the actual pronunciation (or permission to slap anyone who corrects you for pronouncing it wrong)

• Ideas – April 3rd 2016

  51. An easy and obvious way to post to personal word press blogs from an app
  52. Game: Super Mario pants
  53. Don’t supply food in non oven friendly packaging if it needs to go in the oven
  54. Have a second secret April Fools day in September. Precise date only known in advance by people with actual funny ideas
  55. Severe punishment for people who don’t know the difference between an April fools prank and a practical joke
  56. Even more severe punishment for people who don’t know the difference between a practical joke and harassment
  57. Super severe punishment for people who fake prank and reaction videos
  58. Just ban reaction videos, experience your own emotions why don’t you
  59. Kneecap anyone that uses the phrase “the feels” we’ve got adjectives for a reason
  60. For one day a year, replace all TV, radio and social media internet with a looped video of a corgi and a cat dancing to samba music

• Ideas – April 2nd 2016

  41. GM sheep to produce naturally coloured wool
  42. Tiny bite sized apples that you can eat without getting juice all over your hands
  43. Goat hip hop
  44. A barcode scanning app to inventory home items, such as a library
  45. A website that is no content, just comments. First comment “This is a shit idea for a website”, goes downhill from there
  46. Defer funeral expenses by allowing your mummifed body to sit on a tube train wearing branded clothing
  47. The kitchen stork. Lives in your kitchen and chops veg
  48. The stupidometer. A device that prohibits you from leaving the house or communicating with the outside world until your brain has sufficiently engaged
  49. An app that automatically plays soothing music when your blood pressure reaches a certain level
  50. A bee gees tribute band featuring actual bees

• Ideas – April 1st 2016

  31. Some way to randomly suggest what soup to make
  32. Amazon prime “No cartoons” option
  33. Kettles with bells so when they vibrate from boiling, they play a tune
  34. Self folding paper planes
  35. Toast as ninja stars, anti-terrorist defence on planes
  36. “easy” and “difficult” queues everywhere. As soon as a customer is identified as having a complex issue, they get moved to the difficult queue to be assisted by expert staff, this way the easy queue keeps moving
  37. A big spring so that if you don’t have your toiletries in a bag before you get to the x-ray machine, you get ejected into space
  38. Springs on the bottom of boats so that if they sink, they come back up again
  39. Bacon plants
  40. Glasses that project eyes on to your sleeping eyelids, making you appear awake.

• Ideas – March 31st 2016

  21. When choosing a new mobile phone, two simple options “How much for the same features I currently have” and “what can I get for cheaper than I’m paying”
  22. Interval training app that can automatically detect when you’ve done X reps of one exercise and switch to timing you for X seconds of another.
  23. A water bottle with some sort float attached to a visible indicator on the outside. When it reaches the bottom it adds another notch so you can tell how many bottles you’ve drunk in a day.
  24. Edited versions of wildlife documentaries that don’t show baby animals being killed.
  25. A “skip credits” button on netflix *
  26. Life jackets that react with salt in sea water to keep people warm
  27. An app that can listen to car engine noise and diagnose faults
  28. A way to remotely disable other peoples alarm clocks
  29. Shoes that play music in time to your walking/running speed
  30. An app that detects your location and plays your theme music when you enter or leave your house. *