• Ideas – April 19th 2016

  1. Special needs island. Ten contestants with learning disabilities are dropped onto a desert island and left to fend for themselves for a month. One contestant doesn’t have any disabilities and has to fake it. All contestants are trying to spot the fake. Surprise twist, they’re all faking it.
  2. Radicalised radishes
  3. Bath song. In the bath, out of the bath, in the bath, in in in out of the bath
  4. A little shelf with hooks to attach to a radiator
  5. Ubuntu on windows should be called LINE
  6. Time: The ultimate legacy design feature
  7. Busteds new tour poster makes them look like Sickboy, Begbie and Spud
  8. Store wisdom teeth in the gums so they can be used to replace duff teeth later
  9. David Bowie shaped shop dummies
  10. Shoes that look like little helicopters

• Ideas – April 18th 2016

  1. Jazz battles: a fighting game where you can use a variety of musical instruments to control your character
  2. A tabletop recreation of Golden Axe with tiny little remote controlled figures that can knock each other over
  3. Childrens lunch snack: Spider Ham
  4. Shoes that force you to improve your balance by randomly varying their height
  5. Play various types of music to monkeys, study how they dance, compare them to the expected dance moves for that music. Reward monkeys based on getting it right. Breed disco monkeys
  6. Detective inspector Nutkin of the yard
  7. Moon based olympics
  8. Cybernetic gloves that move your fingers so you can play the piano
  9. Extreme sport: Jump off a cliff in a large paddling pool of water. On landing, the pool will split and the water will go everywhere but will still cushion your fall.
  10. TV show where career criminals share their favourite recipes in jail. Call it Cooking time?

• Ideas – April 17th 2016

  1. FPS interface for netflix that makes it looks like a video shop.
  2. Spring loaded drag net belt, shoots out and slows down skiiers if they start tumbling down the slope
  3. Nazi helicopters with swastika shaped rotors
  4. God based fighting game, Thor vs Ganesh etc
  5. Bark to the future. Like Lassie, but with time travel
  6. Jeeps with skis instead of front wheels
  7. Board game where the board is three interlocking circles that rotate
  8. Plugin that instigates DOS on any site with autoplay video
  9. Elbrellas. For keeping your elbows dry
  10. Elbow wrestling.You have to push your opponent back so you can cross the line, but you can only touch elbows.

• Ideas – April 16th 2016

  1. Wind surfing, like water skiing, but being towed by light aircraft
  2. World of Aircraft: Like world of warcraft, but the box contains only air
  3. Black toothpaste, for goths
  4. Tea variety packs
  5. Virtual reality Tekken
  6. Superhero, Woodman: His costume and cape are made of wood
  7. Ukelele with trumpet instead of soundbox
  8. Bottles made of ice
  9. Falcon races with streaming gopros
  10. Shoes with built in vacuum cleaners

• Ideas – April 15th 2016

  1. Clearer terms to distinguish between forward and back slash. They’re both pointing forward and back
  2. Directional hearing aids
  3. Elasticated gloves to make jazz hands easier
  4. Historic battle recreations but with flexibility on the winner. Place bets
  5. Llamas in pajamas
  6. New dance move for couples where one partner doesn’t want to dance, it’s called “hide the body”
  7. Terror of the ancients: Horror movie set in ancient rome
  8. Cowboys that ride around on giant snakes instead of horses
  9. Giant plant in space, light from the sun, water from comets
  10. Sharksaddle

• Ideas – April 14th 2016

  1. Finger forks. Forks that slip onto a finger so you can eat really hot food with your hands
  2. Orangutan basketball
  3. Sneak into the vatican dressed as a priest, meet the pope, fart at him
  4. Lime regis to be painted lime green
  5. Football on ice skates
  6. Little tiny speakers implanted in daffodils
  7. Motion tracking music app, kick and you hear a kick drum, tap your head for a high hat, do the wave for strings etc
  8. Hoodies with spiderman underarm webbing
  9. Davey crockett hats with motorised tails
  10. Internationally agreed standard on how to pronounce various forms of brackets in a shorter form than “left square brackett” “less than, you know the pointy brackett thing pointing right”

• Ideas – April 13th 2016

  1. Reality TV show in which celebrities become galley slaves in a trireme
  2. Glass sculptures that look exactly like flames
  3. The haricot verge, a roadside verge cafe focussed on french beans
  4. Kinect type system that requires you to perform certain dance moves before gaining entry into a building
  5. Guard dogs with tutus to confuse burglars
  6. Sausages in the shape of dogs. Dog sausages for hot dogs
  7. Shot glass made of bacon
  8. Grooves in the middle of roads for drainage
  9. Artificial tornadoes to clear the way for roads
  10. Edible sand

• Ideas – April 12th 2016

  141. If you’ve been found to have stashed cash in a dodgy offshore account in the caymans, you have to buy someone else a holiday in the caymans
  142. Man on holiday in spain only knows the phrase “Es un emperadado” so he drags people about desperately trying to find a sandwich to point out and identify
  143. Before bed, count your daily victories. Upon waking, count your gratidtudes and set your goal.
  144. A simple daily to-do list, 1 – Wake up. 2 – Be awesome. Step 2 should follow naturally from step 1
  145. Political party: Legion of NO
  146. Jackets for salmon to keep them warm
  147. Pogo sticks on leg straps that can retract into your trousers for easy concealment
  148. Pink custard creams
  149. Ellicopter. Half elephant, half helicopter
  150. Bulletproof hats

• Ideas – April 11th 2016

  131. Frying pan with a handle that can be moved around to the other side
  132. Flying buttresses made of butter
  133. Masticating mafia. Like hungry hippos but with mafia dons
  134. Bonsai tree hats
  135. App that adjust the airconditioning based on your heart rate
  136. Shepards pie but with curry
  137. Tea biscuits. Start with milk biscuits, add tea
  138. Cow racing. With saddles and jockeys
  139. 80s New romantic superhero. Good at fighting crime but takes two hours to get ready
  140. Vietnam war movie, but with crocodiles playing all the parts

• Ideas – April 10th 2016

  121. Exercise equipment that shouts motivational slogans and encouragement
  122. Extra long skis for horses
  123. Slow cook chicken in rum sauce
  124. Elections decided by whichever candidate can remember most constituents names
  125. Politimon – Turn election posters into pokemon cards
  126. Edible jewellry that looks nice and can give you a bit of a boost if you’re flagging on a long night out
  127. Use lab grown meat to open a flinstones themed restaurant with actual size dino burgers
  128. An aggregator for all your amazon prime, netflix, iplayer etc streaming video services
  129. More games with a co-op mode (in genres other than fps and rpg)
  130.  A tasty spread for crackers that isn’t high fat or high sugar