1. The Mighty Bush – about a bush that gets turned into a human and has to adapt to living amongst people
2. High concept sci-fi sitcom, but it’s just in present day earth and the main character thinks they’re in the future. All special effects are done with super-cheap cardboard cutouts
3. Adam Adamant Retrains – It’s like Friends, but one of the characters is a Victorian dandy, awoken after being frozen since 1878 and now has to work as a barista
4. Ade, ads and ADHD – A bit peep-show-ish but one of the protaganists works in an advertising agency and has massive ADHD and the other is his super-neat prissy boss
5. Nice Ice, Maybe – Story about an ice-cream man with a murky past. Was he a butcher? Was he a mobster? or both?
6. Write On – Two struggling writers desperately trying to come up with ideas for new sitcoms
7. I Love Lucidity – Halfway through each episode, the protagonist has a blackout due to some condition and the second half is them dealing with the consequences of what they did during the blackout
8. Disco Cops – Set in a 70s police station. Some officers are corrupt, some are gay, they all love disco
9. I, Liver and Lucy – Mother and son living together, he’s looking after her until he’s sure that he’s in her will and she’s keeping him around as her liver is likely to fail
10. Beagle’s About – Set aboard the HMS Beagle, Captain Fitzroy (a devout christian) and Charles Darwin (a man who’s out to disprove the existence of god) share a cabin on a round the world voyage
11. Alan the family – Alan Sugar is a bit down on his luck and has to share a flat in Croydon with a family of Ukranian refugees

1. Reverse planking
2. Pretending to play the flute
3. Shaving off one eyebrow and writing your name in the space
4. Jumping onto things arse first
5. Frogging on all the things
6. Dancing like a ferryman
7. The skeletor laugh
8. Tin buckets instead of handbags
9. Carrot tea
10. Highland sting

1. If a T-rex uses a glock or an uzi, does it have small arms in it’s small arms?
2. When did jumble sales stop being jumble sales?
3. Memory of a goldfish, but it means someone can remember a particular goldfish
4. A butcher who is also a lion
5. Could I make a dress out of my old t shirts?
6. Last time I told this joke, something magical happened
7. Bread never lies
8. Culchie Morcheeba tribute, More tea bai
9. Raving raven
10. A VR game in which you play the Subbuteo computer game. A game based on a game, based on a game, based on a game

1. Bono Bingo
2. Cat nappies
3. The Air Friar
4. Hancock & Hancock. Sitcom featuring Tony Hancock playing a middle aged misanthrope (IE himself) who is forced to share a flat with an up and coming jazz musician played by Herbie Hancock (IE himself)
5. A ukelele with a flute built into the neck
6. Dinosaur news: daily news program giving all the latest updates on dinosaurs. Breaking news: they’re still all dead
7. Break into the zoo and paint bow ties on all the penguins
8. Put LEDs on a drone so it looks like a giant glowing eye. Get two and fly them about at night
9. Get Mexico to annex the other central american states and rename it MAX-ico
10. Competitive relaxation, see which team has the comfiest armchair

1. Sparklehelmet. Like next level deely-boppers with twinkling LEDs so it looks like an instagram filter in real life
2. Sinkfeet. He solves crime while living with the handicap of having sinks for feet
3. Sneezee, a new alternative to coffee
4. Breast implants with LEDs. They have multiple settings such as “christmas twinkle” “flashing red warning” and “full beam”
5. They can also be linked to your smart watch to change colour and pattern according to mood. Like a cuttlefish
6. Fax machines that send sound, but as printouts of the waveform
7. “Take On Me” by A-Ha, but in the style of “Town Called Malice” by the Jam
8. Gin ‘n Tonic flavoured chewing gum
9. Yoga mats with twister patterns
10. Octopus Twister

1. Kithulu the dark lord of kites
2. Comedy about a man whose wife brings home another husband one day, unannounced and now he has to figure out how to live with this other guy in the house
3. Shoes that expand into snow/ sand shoes
4. Shoes that keep out the sand
5. App where you put in start and destination and it’ll give you an approximate taxi price *
6. Option to request a “no arseholes” room in a hostel
7. Walking sticks combine, 2 sticks become 1
8. Gringo starr
9. Trail running with trekking poles
10. Burger King marketing campaign. the big king burger

1. Monkeys using laptops
2. Trickle up economics
3. Different flavour rain
4. Flavoured nail polish
5. Logman, a tree that goes around chopping up lumberjacks
6. Very confused genie that grants 3 wishes to a radio playing skee-los “I wish”
7. Deep fake the Doctor Who episodes “the lodger” and “closing time” to replace James Corden
8. Lasagne, but live ants instead of mince
9. Lasagne made with mints
10. Prince Mints – Raspberry beret flavoured

1. App that monitors your conversation and alerts you when you have said significantly more than the other person
2. Plant trough that allows ivy to grow on your car
3. Can be adapted to other plants and vehicles like the Bush Bus
4. Like a centaur, but with a cat instead of a human
5. Glittery gloves, but the palms have actual mirrors, so you can surprise people and sometimes yourself
6. A little tiny caddy with legs. Just the right size for your phone or a remote control. It will follow you about and plug itself into a charger when one is nearby
7. The man with the golden fist. Comic about a man who has a huge golden fist and tries to fight crime but he’s really weak and lifting his arm tires him out really quickly
8. Blaquaman: Blaxploitation version of Aquaman. Somehow he manages to maintain an immaculate afro, even underwater
9. Scented candles with layers, so as they burn down they give out the various smells of an extravagent meal
10. Scented candles for people who have lost their sense of smell. As they burn, they continually narrate an audio description of the smell

1. Use the same technology that’s used to create realistic vegetarian meat products and create new stuff, like Griffin Burgers and Basilisk Steaks
2. and that rack of bronto-ribs from the flintstones
3. A spider that weaves webs underwater to catch fish
4. Travel back in time to 1911 Vienna, go to Central Cafe, introduce Hitler to Stalin, arrange for them to become buddies and see what a mess you make of history
5. A device that can use anxiety to charge your phone
6. How many loaves of bread would it take to stop a bullet?
7. Use deepfakes to put the muppets in Die Hard
8. Use deepfakes to put 70 year old Frank Sinatra in Die Hard, as he was originally offered the part due to a technicality
9. Chocolate bombs are old hat, what about chocolate RPG?
10. Squid for president

1. Video chat thing that requires you to recite a positive affirmation or chant a mantra before allowing you to unmute
2. Spotify to have an option to just display all the covers of songs you liked and sort by colour, giving you another option to find stuff you can’t remember the name of
3. Heli-hammocks. Hammocks with helicopter blades to transport you to where you want to go in the laziest way possible
4. Dinosaurs with jobs: a series
5. Series about a police detective who is convinced that his dead partner has reincarnated in the body of a dog and the dog now helps him solve crimes.
6. It’s just a regular dog. The show has subtitles for the dogs continually baffled but wholesome thoughts.
7. NYPD Boo!: A show about ghost police in new york, not ghost busters, the ghosts aren’t vermin. Instead they solve ghost crimes, that is crimes committed by or against ghosts
8. You can teach a man to fish, but can you teach a fish to man?
9. Weaponised salami
10. Conversely, ammunition that you can put on a pizza