Author: admiral

Imagine sports reporting wasn’t so much about the teams and competition as it’s about reporting on people having a good time – George McNewsreader: And today in sport there was some football, the lads in red and blue got together, lots of goals were scored, everybody had a great time, let’s hear from Phil at…

Remake the Big Lebowski with an all dog cast, call it the Big Lebow-wowski “I’m not talking about some sort of mountain rescue dog, I’m talking about the chow that peed on my hecking rug” “I heard you pulled a piece out on the court, you pull that kinda poop on me, I’m gonna take…

The Void – Like The Voice, except contestants are judged by an omniscient black void that can see the truth in their souls Time travellers kidnap Hitler from his bunker in 1945, put him on trial.  But because he’s literally Hitler, you can’t find an unbiased jury, so you’ve got to travel back and select a…

Use dye to “paint” logos onto icebergs Smiley face ninja stars Train bees to work together to lift small parcels for a very buzzy delivery service. Lizards reading the news A superhero team that’s also a gospel choir, they turn up to crimes and sing the criminals into submission A magnetic wrist bracelet for keeping…

Common cold face mask. Has separate compartments for mouth and nose. Mouth compartment has a virus UV filter so you can go out in public without spreading the illness. Nose compartment has tubes that connect to a snot reservoir so you don’t have to worry about constantly wiping the snot with a tissue The humble…

Instead of actual miniature shirts, ankle cuffs. Clip on cuffs with a bit of sleeve attached to be worn with the shorter trouser. Gives the effect that your shirt has 4 sleeves, 2 for your arms and 2 for your legs Brian May, Cosmic avenger. Uses his knowledge of astrophysics to find portals to other…

All pranks to be reviewed by the prank review committee, they have three verdicts “Lame” “Just a prank, bro” and “Dude, that’s like an actual hecking crime, sort yourself out” Crime busting judges, in black robes and white wigs, riding around on mountain bikes, stopping crime with their gavels Mocker. Containerised platform that’s exactly the…

Wildlife programmes edited so none of the chicks or cubs die Matryoshka sharks Coffee bananas A man carrying a coffee and a banana gets mistaken for Kofi Anan, Secretary of the UN, hilarity ensues A planet of cat people who live by the rules of disco. Also in the same solar system, a planet of…

Nice-Air the nicer airline Lizard wizard Advent-ture calendar, each day tells part of a story instead of just being random snowmen Advent Calendar, ties in with an app, each day unlocks a new level of a game. GPS app game, each closed loop you complete reveals part of a picture and gets you more points.…

Yoga socks, allow you to grip on any floor without the need for a mat Musical welcome mat, plays different sounds derived from the movements of people wiping their feet App that plays your theme tune when you arrive home. Maybe something could be hacked together that’s triggered when you connect to your home wifi…