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- Unused script for the original series of Star Trek: Planet of the hot chicks. Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet populated entirely by hot chicks and are forced to enter a surfing competition in order to save the Enterprise.
- Manual focus option on phone camera
- Word for walking through the rain and feeling like you’re missing all the raindrops
- Some sort of reusable alternative to stuffing wet shoes with newspaper
- Multicoloured neon stripes on helicopter blades
- New super hero: Splendid man! Makes everything a bit better. Dresses like a butler but in magenta
- Saturday morning cartoon about primary coloured super team. Associated toy line is a paint set
- Castle made of cheese
- Castle on the shore. Has big legs that can be folded up so the castle can float away
- Crown that reflects light and dazzles anyone that looks directly at the wearer, making them seem much more imposing than they are.
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- Option to speed up youtube videos
- Tires to have the recommended PSI stamped on them
- Simplify the spelling of reccomended
- A bank service which you put some money into on payday and it drip feeds it back to you over the month
- Smart mirrors in changing rooms that compliment you as you try on clothes
- Option to add google play playlists to the desktop as widgets on android
- Inflatable handbags
- Bunch of chickens and penguins get together and make a hot air balloon
- Apple shaped ball of ice cream with a crispy toffee apple shell
- Sandwiches that look like books
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- A non-vote in a referendum should be counted as “Leave things as they are”
- All referendums to have a “Has anyone changed their minds?” follow up a week later
- All ballots to include “Don’t know” and “Don’t care” options. In the case of a referendum, “Don’t know” goes into the “leave things alone” pile and “Don’t care” goes towards a random option or candidate.
- USB drive that self destructs after a certain amount of data has been transferred
- Filter to remove annoying lens flare from films
- Near future. The entire population of the world is slightly stupider, turns out it’s because a portion of everyones brains is being used as part of a secret super computer network, linked by everyones implant phones
- A bird that spies on people and takes notes with a notepad and pen
- Groove goggles
- Bring back pink custard
- Pollycopter: Helicopter that looks like a parrot
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- Coffee the vampire slayer
- Boba Baguette
- Milkblakes 7
- Agent Danish Scully
- Flapjack Harkness
- Tea3p0
- Cappucino America
- Cyburger
- Toast Rider
- Juice Wayne
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- Weetabrexit
- A big trench along hadrians wall
- Sharks fin swimming caps
- Toothpaste flavours other than mint
- Cars that walk
- Dracula to be remade as a kitchen sink drama set in 1970s birmingham
- Cop show where the lead detective swaps bodies with a 16th century spanish inquisitor at random intervals
- Cushion shaped like a loaf of bread
- Bears to join the army (if they want to)
- Long distance olympic runners to have little landing pads on their heads, have a secondary sport of trying to land a drone on them
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- Heated swimming trunks
- An “Only stuff I’m already paying for” option in amazon prime
- In the event of a referendum, if you’re a registered voter and you don’t vote, that’s counted as “leave things as they are”
- Cardboard cowboys
- Tube tunnels to be painted with bright rainbow colours
- Underground line that connects to a giant shark. Train goes into the sharks belly, shark swims to the other side of the sea, train connects to another train line
- Edible candle. As the “wax” melts off and solidifies, you can eat it
- Goose man: Fights crime, is a goose
- T Rex loves toast, has to invent an extra long toasting fork
- Bird that extends its wings with leaves
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- Miami twice: Miami based cop show about a cop with chronic double vision
- Picture of your face burnt into the side of an apple with lasers
- Order a burger, they take a photo of your face and use lasers to toast the picture onto the bun so they know who the burger is for
- Transparent playing cards where you somehow can’t see the suit printed on the other side
- Windmills in space. Solar windmills. With two sets of sails aligned in opposite directions to generate clockwise and counter-clockwise motion
- Project movies on the clouds
- Trousers for spiders
- Hollow out a parsnip, stuff a carrot in it
- Pack of crayons that look like pack of cigarettes and vice versa
- Chocolate spanner
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- Cereal – Muscle Muesli
- Album title: Ace of spuds
- Self cooking potato
- The fire breathing fish
- 1 metre cube of jelly dropped from 1 km up
- Phone that doesn’t allow you to shoot vertical video
- Attach chimes to a solar motor to gently tinkle you awake when the sun comes up
- Creature that’s a big giant glowing eye takes up residence in a lighthouse. It’s harmless and wants to be useful, not scary
- Superglue lego to your fingernails for versatile jewellery options
- Beach where the sand is actually sherbert
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- Album title: Ace of spuds
- Cow shaped fireworks
- The human toastipede: Mad scientist surgically fuses a human with a toaster
- Can you grow a bonsai tree underwater? Maybe even in an air bubble in an aquarium
- Somebody from Eastenders goes missing, a friend or relative goes off looking for them and turns up in all the other soaps trying to find them
- Clockwork crabs
- Crossbow that flings hammers
- Recurring sketch, Jesus on the cross heckling the romans
- The pope has a secret identity as a kung fu crime fighter
- Exploding cake
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- He-man, Teela totally knows that Prince Adam is He-man but just pretends that he’s got her fooled to boost his ego
- giant sausage with fried egg core
- Tortoise with an army helmet for a shell
- Word to describe that doubt that you get when you’re in the right section of the supermarket but the product you’re looking for isn’t in stock. Is it out of stock or is this the wrong section?
- Jet Propelled crocodiles
- Boxing gloves shaped like big fists
- Spice bombs
- Sledge shaped like Captain Americas shield
- Hulk gets a job in a supermarket
- Curry ice cream