• Ideas – May 19th 2016

  1. Tell everyone to start work at 4am so that when work finishes, we can enjoy the daylight
  2. Lifts that don’t allow people to travel one floor
  3. Bats that play cards
  4. Trireme slave galley as a mobile fitness class
  5. Suitcase that unfolds into a bed
  6. GPS glove, it lights up when pointing in the right direction
  7. Background music app that uses heart rate monitor and facial recognition to detect moods and play appropriate music
  8. Jam bombs
  9. Garlic limes
  10. Spear wielding armadillos that live on the moon

• Ideas – May 18th 2016

  1. Record label for jewish music, call it Jewsic
  2. Haircut database, go into barber and say “I want the haircut I had in 2013”
  3. Pizza printer
  4. Bird call shazam
  5. Flick knife with a flag that says “STAB!”
  6. Play tennis with rubber apples
  7. Spear that looks like a train with carriages
  8. The mathematical adventures of Ada Lovelace
  9. Rivers that swear
  10. Mathmentical. Mathemetallical

• Ideas – May 17th 2016

  1. Tea fighting, a martial art wherby contestants have a mug of tea in each hand and have to avoid spilling it
  2. Telescopic staff to aid balance while working out
  3. Grim grabbers. Some sort of spooky grabby thing
  4. Big tall Leo. Story about a lion who was too tall. Turns out he’s actually a giraffe
  5. Gloves and boots covered in multicoloured LEDs with positional tracking so you reveal parts of a picture as you move, like those bike wheels that spell out messages
  6. Revenge of the asparagus
  7. Bouncy bottles
  8. Proximity sensor for swimmers
  9. Double clipper claw so you can symmetrically shave both sides of your head at the same time
  10. Take a core section of a pineapple, stick a powerful light bulb inside

• Ideas – May 16th 2016

  1. Eyelid jewellery
  2. Evil fascist goose army
  3. Rocket hammers
  4. A cartoon character that teaches children the dangers of selling yourself short and becoming mundane
  5. Hard rock hari hari
  6. Happy mondays melon twister
  7. Dragon gets transported through time and space to the present. Sets itself up in a scrap yard.
  8. App to photograph your feet and tell you what size you are
  9. Battle spoons
  10. Trousers textured like sweetcorn

• Ideas – May 15th 2016

  1. Bacon soap
  2. Rum soap
  3. Get on eurovision and have your band in a little boat rocking across the stage
  4. Surfboard shaped tombstone
  5. A tin of beans containing loads of tiny tins, each one contains a single bean
  6. Aliens invade, all they want is to join eurovision. Their demands are met, but the transmission delay from their home planet means it takes 13 years for the votes to come in.
  7. A horse with wellies
  8. Eurovision pre-show edit that shows all the losers from the semi finals
  9. Brine Adams, like Bryan Adams but he lives in salty water
  10. How strong does a sandwich have to be to resist a mousetrap?

• Ideas – May 14th 2016

  1. An automatic martian in every home
  2. 10ft high gerbils to act as portable heat sources on cold winters days
  3. A spring loaded mayor
  4. The Evel Kenival Anti-Evil Super Motorbike Ninja Squad
  5. An umbrella that becomes a tent
  6. Lampshades with wings that gently flap with rising heat from the bulb
  7. Battery operated eyebrows for people with botox
  8. A motorboat made from a giant clam shell
  9. Castles on legs
  10. Sunglasses shaped like spiderman eyes

• Ideas – May 13th 2016

  1. Plastic bracelet with dial to keep track of laps in pool
  2. Showers set at temperature of pool to equalise you before you get in
  3. Solar sharks
  4. King Billy falls through a time portal which opens up on the present day falls road
  5. Spherical hollow bread. Fill with mince and gravy, shake it about, slice open and serve
  6. Projectile lobsters
  7. Spooky restaurant. Star dish is two racks of ribs served either side of a platter of meatballs and sausages with an actual skull at one end.
  8. Petition to change the spelling of restaurant
  9. Jelly that holds an electric charge. Gives you a tingle as you eat it
  10. Who makes mouse sized clogs? Was the mouse wearing two clogs or four?

• Ideas – May 12th 2016

  1. Toothbrush head that clips on to a swiss army knife or your spork to save weight when travelling
  2. Judos priest. Heavy metal judo
  3. Little tiny wind chimes on birthday candles
  4. Solar sharks
  5. The french lieutenants dromadery
  6. 15 layered toasty sliced into long stripey strips
  7. Cheese grater face
  8. Banana mail, write on a green banana, post it. By the time the message arrives, it’s ready to eat
  9. New gang takes over the streets, cops are confused, not sure if triad, mafia or what. Turns out it’s cats
  10. Token ring network is actually slang for a cannabis exchange and smoking club

• Ideas – May 11th 2016

  1. Answering machine message that changes every time people call, just to keep them on their toes
  2. A device to get water out of your ear
  3. Salad monsters
  4. Inflatable cars
  5. Disaster movie. Seems to be an earthquake in a major city, turns out it’s not, it’s actually the monster under the city waking up
  6. Godzilla in Rome
  7. Story about aliens building the pyramids, but from the aliens perspective
  8. Bouncy balls that play a different note every time they bounce
  9. Shoes with little stands that flip out of the back so you have a footrest wherever you go
  10. Terrorformers: Like transformers but they transform from a cute kitten into a spider with intestines for legs

• Ideas – May 10th 2016

  1. Talk: Why I joined a cult
  2. The talk about nothing
  3. Einstein McBatman
  4. Batboots. Welly boots with the spiky bits on the back like batman has
  5. Shoes that can scratch your feet
  6. A chair that can detect bad posture and warn you when you’ve been sitting still for too long
  7. Frisbee restaurant. All the meals are on frisbees. If you can’t catch them, you don’t eat. Encourages exercise
  8. Epaulettes with tiny little vignettes like models on a catwalk or a swimming pool with a diving board and a frog in a deckchair
  9. Mamas Marinade: Genuine Italian marinading sauce made by mamas. Range also includes Mamas Mayonaisse and Mamas Mince
  10. Dance Boot: A stage musical version of Das Boot