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- Crystals that fit on the back of macbooks to refract the light from the glowing apple
- Kickboxing nun vengance squad
- How long was long John silver?
- When their term is up, politicians get frozen for ten years and they they can run for election again. This is to encourage them to think about long term policies
- The dirty dozen, but with geese
- Hydraulic tubes for transporting people around the city
- Clockwork chocolate. You could make cogs and hands from chocolate, what about springs?
- A huge whale with a deck and sails strapped to its back like a giant aquatic howdah
- Super power: the ability to shoot your eyeballs at high velocity, but you have to go find them afterwards
- Satan builds a waterpark in hell
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- Randomly booby trapped manholes in exchange for lower house prices in an area
- Chest tattoo of little tiny T-Rex arms
- Toast rack shaped like skeletal hands
- Tiny pixie cowgirl called Giddy up Jilly
- Crabs with circular saws
- Rainbow coloured ice cream
- Diamond geezers, cockney gangsters made of diamond
- Fist brush. Scrubbing brush that goes over your knuckles so you can punch things clean.
- Evil ivy
- A breed of dog that can make tea
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- Wallets that look like cream crackers
- credit cards that look like slices of cheese
- Google glass yoga app so you don’t have to keep twisting out of position to see the screen and follow along
- A private detective who is also a witch
- Grandmaster mash and the furious chive
- Caps shaped like half tomatoes
- Dragons VS Dromedaries: a very one sided fighting game
- A little portable beatbox with feet and arms that dances to the beat
- Elephant foot platform shoes
- Goggles with huge bulging eyes printed on the outside
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- Some sort of magic machine that can count votes and add up numbers so you don’t have to wait days for the result
- Trains that get shot out of huge cannons
- Donkeys that breakdance
- The man with an interdimensional portal in his belly button
- An app that tells you how far away you are from the nearest llama
- A dog bark soundboard app so you can communicate with them in their own language
- Sancho Panda. The Mexican revolutionary panda
- Ten Tons of Terror. A really scary giant cow
- Can you teach a dog how to use a set of decks? Start off with some records that they would really respond to like dog barking or their owner saying their name. Teach them the link between the piece of black plastic and the sound
- Bungee booth. Use 360 video, fans and a harness that squeezes the wearer to simulate a bungee jump
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- Knee shelf to balance a keyboard on when far from a desk
- Mouse mat that clips on to an arm rest, also for when far from desk
- Something that makes it easy to buy all the music you’ve like on youtube and spotify and transfer it to google music or something
- Goat warriors. Magical goats that battle the forces of evil
- Harry Potter branded salami and chorizo shaped like wands
- Doctor Progtor. A doctor who prescribes prog rock for every ailment
- The man with a postit note for a face
- Band name: The casual cadavers
- Hats with hair on them. Like a wig, but actually shaped like a flat cap or baseball cap. Also, not intended to hide your real hair
- Anytime anyone wants non-essential cosmetic face surgery, they have to visit a jury of randoms who will give them an honest opinion and warn them if they’re about to fuck up their face.
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- Waterproof proximity sensor for swimmers
- Album recorded on instruments made from stationary
- Vegetable based gangster: Broccolli head
- Speakers built into actual seashells
- All the demons of hell as listed on Ars Goetia are forced to join facebook as per new corporate policy
- Race to see who can text fastest using only their tongue
- Petition to change the spelling of tongue to something less weird
- Fireworks frozen inside blocks of ice
- Steampunk rubber duck with paddlewheels
- Gopro on a kite
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- Chocolate and rice krispie lasagne
- Glacier gladiators. Dead contestants are interred just below the surface of the ice
- Russian doll battlemechs
- Inflatable house shaped objects, pour resin over them, wait for it to dry, deflate object leaving resin behind, move on to next house
- 3D print shells for hermit crabs with lego connectors on.
- Goats with bells glues on their horns
- Bolt three bicycle wheels together with fireproof neoprene tires on the outer two. The inner wheel has gas nozzles all around the rim with cannisters of gas along the spokes. Mount that on a motorbike and you can have actual flaming wheels
- Part submarine, part rubber duck. Aquatic transformer
- Hand grenade in molten aluminium. Does it go off?
- Star trek themed sports and fitness centre called “He’s dead gym”
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- Marshmallow top hats
- A bazooka that shoots electric eels
- Zombie insurance. By zombies, for zombies
- Plugin that replaces quotes with the word allegedly. This “might” stop people “misusing” them
- Augmented reality app takes 8 bit platform games and projects them on the real world, including people dancing the robot
- Devil drawers with forked tails attached to the rear
- Waste paper bin that follows you around
- Litter bins that lean towards people as they walk by, encouraging their use
- Ancient samurai find themselves shipwrecked in Australia. A kangaroo becomes a samurai
- Samurai vs cowboys
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- Weighted shopping bags to make your purchases feel more expensive
- Multi storey carp parks should have each wall a different colour and each level should have a different colour ceiling, particularly underground carparks
- Order of librarian monks who develop martial arts incorporating books
- Jelly wellies. Wellies filled with healing jelly to repair your feet as you walk
- Carrot cake shaped like a carrot
- Jet turbans. Arabic planes with turbans on the wings. The result of an engineer with poor hearing and loads of spare fabric
- Giant robots with kilts
- Electro spaghetti.
- Snooper T. No nonsense hard nosed private detective that does what it takes to get the job done. Also, he’s a snake.
- Space invader chess. Not just remodelled pieces, it’s also horrifically one sided.
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- Labels on fresh fruit and veg that tell you the best place to store them (fridge, cupboard, away from onions etc)
- A “hell no” button for netflix and similar, to show that not only am I not interested in this, I am actively repulsed by it
- Cooking with thermite. Recipes that can be safely made with thermite and explosives
- Solar powered rotating plant pot so your plants grow straight
- Four horsemen of the apocalypse. Three bicyclists of the wet weekend. Six goatherds of the bus strike
- Punch gloves that track the force of your punches while shadow boxing
- Pinch fighting. Martial art in which the only move is the pinch, contestants lose points for grimacing
- Using a rope to help support the runner and spiked boots, a race to see who can sprint vertically up a tree the fastes
- Bagpipes that look like an octopus
- Burgers shaped like cows