Author: admiral

The Unvuncable Urn Man Dreamja Vu, where you have a dream and it feels like a recurring dream but you’ve never had it before Anyone that puts “you can do this online” or “there’s helpful information on our website” on an automated phone message is to be drowned in a barrel of rotten fish Remote…

Pint glass that limits the rate at which you can drink Lynx to bring out a new range to extend Lynx Java. Lynx Golang, C++, Python When banks update your terms and conditions, when they send a 10+ page document with the new terms, they should highlight the changes Magazines like Doctor Who magazine to…

All members of the cabinet to live in a council flat for the duration of their service. 4 to a flat. Pinter: Platonic dating app for finding new friends as an adult Something that takes care of pooping while you sleep The “brig o’doom” Jail that you spend 10 years in, but when you come…

Gmail to have a “sort by sender” option so you can easily delete lots of email Get a slurry tanker (a clean one), fill it full of water, dump in a few packets of nambarries, drive it into a bonfire. TEA. Clangboots. Shoes with hollow metal soles that have metal plates in them, so that…

An extradimensional explosion causes half a city or country to be switched with the same place but from a paralell dimension. How does the world react to being forced together with these strangers and losing people they know? The world leaders are attending the G20 summit in berlin when a large part of germany suddenly…

Game show – What? Not cheese! Contestants have to guess if it’s cheese or not. Things are presented to them in various ways, like things they have to eat or smell, weigh, possibly just look at a grated pile of something or drive a small car with wheels made of alleged cheese. For the lightning…

Supercut of people running in films, like Joker running down those stairs, cut, it’s Renton from Trainspotting, he runs into car, cut, it’s anyone from one of those millions of films where someone runs into the road, gets hit by a car and runs away. (Mr Pink maybe?) Terminator: Dark Fate should have had Carl…

Audible widget to include a “skip forward 30 seconds” button for when the author starts reading out every single item in a list or table. A specially bred type of gerbil. When you come home and take your boots off, the pair of gerbils will nest in your boots so they’re nice and warm in…

Amazon should have an option to filter out stuff that doesn’t deliver to your location Amazon should also not show sponsored ads for things that are specifically not the thing you are searching for. Youtube should have an option to report or block specific adverts (no, playing about with your ad personalisation settings in the…

An actor so image conscious that they have a trio of drones follow them at all times, these drones make sure they’re properly lit, use projection mapping to project a slightly different image on their face and also dazzle any cameras that might be taking a picture from an unflattering angle microtoast – The latest…